SCENE-1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are
seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What s that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob s photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Laxmi Road, Pune
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj  Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars...
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can t dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let s go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

SCENE-2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US

s/w engg 1: I m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I ll be working in Magarpatta
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Magarpatta. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like  California. You ll love the weather yaar. One of   my friends is in Jaipur, Rajasthan... He says it s the ultimate place to live in.  Coolmaan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1 : You know Mumbai Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job              yaar.People are working in the cutting  edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 :  Great yaar. That s what I like about that   country. You can get a job which requires all  your skill. Not like here. See I m writing  software for the space shuttle remote control. I  hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don t worry guys. I ll give you my Hotmail id.You can send
your resume to me and I ll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

SCENE-3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male :   Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I m planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is  doing his Ph.D in Ahdhra University and he s coming  here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle  in hyderabad itself...I m also planning to work there.  Let s see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

SCENE-4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in   the s.v university Arts College in tirupathi with         scholarship for B.A History.A great new field   yaar...All are excited...
Kris : Got my Visa yesterday. It s all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 :  Got full aid, eh?
Kris : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees  per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
           that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that    amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes    here...!!!

SCENE-5

A foreigner working in Bangalore as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Cocunut Sauce and Rice Bread
ie (Idli and Chutney  :-) )